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    • Anonymous
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      September 9, 2001 at 1:46 am
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      #3868

      Note: SFTAH transferred this from old data base when site was updated, thus date and name lost, all dates 2006 & 2007 changed during changeover to odd dates.A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?"I'm out of petrol."The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out."Try it now," said one bee.The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up."Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank"? The bee replied "BP"! [:o)]

    • Anonymous
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      September 21, 2010 at 9:41 am
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      #4955

      Bee Pee . . . lol 😀

    • Anonymous
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      October 8, 2010 at 5:49 am
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      #4956

      Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it."Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him!!!."

    • Anonymous
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      January 5, 2011 at 9:29 am
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      #4957

      A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, “Fill it up, will you?”.The man says "Sorry -we're right out of petrol."So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen,to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres!"

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