Patient

A woman called our airline 
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.The customer was flummoxed: 
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”

So funny Here is one:Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

This one is also a hilarious.[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjeEvTyb2PB3UeczK7bbjICXQwtKigS9258tXCR5QO2fr7z6FxJjaoyFY[/img]